Okay you fabulous people. I had no idea that so many others had experienced the pain of my pickle …. perplexity…. ok, that’s not a word, but it just had to be a “p” word (and the pre-K crowd goes wild….). I have learned a great deal since posting about my frustration with standard pickles bought from an above average American grocery store. My key conclusion: I will not likely be buying pickles again, and if I do, it will be something like Bubbie’s fermented pickles. The price of these all natural probiotic beauties, however, makes them a candidate for a special treat rather than everyday lunch purchasing. Other conclusions I’ve drawn: pickles are both a flavor and a process, and it is useful to figure out what you’re after if you want to satisfy your most dear pickle cravings. I’ve realized that most of my pickle cravings are flavor rather than process or probiotic related, and so I am particularly interested in fresh and refrigerator pickles at the moment. But WOW! did I get some great suggestions.
A quick gleaning of your wisdom (and an overwhelming craving for BBQ – which I satisfied with seitan, something we’ll discuss when I get it down) led me to put together what I can only humbly and realistically call a sweet and sour pickle salad. The children were unimpressed, but I can’t say I’m surprised. Frankly after giving them the equivalent of Lucky Charms pickles, I’m not sure I’ll ever get them to eat the real deal. My husband and I enjoyed them immensely, eating them as a side dish, layering them on top of our BBQ, eating them straight out of the bowl, yes it was a bit of a fresh pickle orgy. So, while simple, I thought I’d share with you my quick not quite pickle recipe in case you, too, are reeling from my pickle revelations. These still have more sugar than I would like, but I guess I need a little weaning where my pickle expectations are concerned as well.
Chemical Free Simply Fabu Sweet and Sour Pickles
- 1 large English style or 2 medium whatever you have on hand pickles (this is still me – please don’t get stuck on the type of cuke for pity’s sake)
- 1/4 onion cut into slices (or however your crew will eat them)
- 2 c water
- 4T sugar
- 1/2 c apple cider vinegar
- 1/2t celery seeds
- 3t salt
- 1t mustard seeds
Slice cucumber however you like. Put cukes and onions in bowl that will hold your cukes and some liquid – ideally to cover cukes. Bring water just to a boil and add sugar – take off heat to avoid scalding sugar and stir to dissolve sugar. Add other ingredients and stir. Allow to cool for a few minutes. Pour over cukes and allow to sit for at least half an hour. Longer would be better and a chill would be nice too. We ate ours at room temp and straight out of the bowl until all that was left was the brine. De-lish and no HFCS or Yellow 5 in sight. The cucumber plants that are growing like crazy are all the more lovely to me now. Soon we shall be drowning in cukes for me to experiment with. And thanks to your generosity I have many options to choose from. Can’t wait.
Ya know….I wonder how stevia would work. Anyone tried that yet??
I’ve not seen anyone who’s already done it, but there seems to be a buzz about it. I’m afraid to use it because sweet is such a slippery slope for me, so I’m going to just slowly cut back on the sugar and find my drop off point or a recipe without. Let me know if you try it though!
You amazing creature, I was waiting for this post you know. I have an English cuke in my fridge begging to be pickled!!!
Woooh. I do love being called an amazing creature. And after the day I had yesterday, I just may read this comment over and over today.
Let me know how it goes. In the meantime I will be continuing my research. What could be better than pickle science?
Amazing Creature. Amazing Creature. Amazing Creature. Hope you have a better day today! Nothing is better than pickle science, except maybe a veggie burger on a pretzel roll with Little Sis’ pickles (oh yes, I did).
I am now officially starving for THAT.
And just to be cruel, it had pepper-jack cashew cheez on it too…..
You’re killin’ me over here….
Sorry
Stopping now…
Sounds wonderful. One cuke vine is still producing from the early summer here and 2 new vines are creeping up in another garden. Looking forward to experimenting with you!
Hurray pickles… I will be trying truvia in the sweet pickle relish this year. Here the cukes are still wee tiny though
*anna
Hmmmm, let me know how it goes. I’m afraid to use it because I want to train my palate for less sweetness instead, but I am tempted.
I also make my own pickles and they are so good. Here is my recipe which is very similar to your. http://momonaveggiemission.com/2012/05/19/homemade-pickles/
Thanks so much! I enjoy your site – and sympathize with your cause, obviously.
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