Not when there are so many other things you could do with it. Seriously.
Lately I’ve been pondering the merits of meat, vegetable oil, different oils when heated and even dried fruit. I could point you to all sorts of conflicting opinions, ideas and even science on the merits or demerits of those foods, but no one would argue that while candy might make a child smile, it’s not good for that sweet little tyke’s body. Of course, there is always the all things in moderation argument…. but since when do we do things in moderation anymore? Some houses give out actual little baggies of candy that it would have taken me a whole block to collect when I was a kid…. in the snow…. uphill both ways ;-)
So my poor son faces every Halloween knowing there will be a time limit after which the remaining candy gets thrown out. He does not over indulge except for the first night so we always end up throwing quite a bit away. However, the presence and consumption of candy resets the bar for what constitutes a treat, or dessert. I hate when the bar gets reset. It takes a lot longer to get that bar inched upwards than it does to knock the sucker right off of it’s holder!
This year we may participate in our local dentist’s Candy Buy Back. The sign says they are buying Halloween candy on November 1st and 2nd. I don’t know if they are sending the candy to the troops or not, but “Operation Gratitude of the CA Army National Guard” accepts candy donations from dentists collected in buy backs and sends it overseas to the troops. It’s a twist on a nutrition minded Robin Hood – take the candy from the most physically vulnerable and send it to grown ups instead ;-) A nice program all around, don’t you think, especially for the men and women overseas who are away from family and tradition.
So what else can you do with the Halloween candy besides sell it? Well, you can build stuff out of it using lots of glue so no one will be tempted to eat it. You’ve heard of gingerbread houses? Make a Halloween House or tower or igloo or yurt by gluing the Halloween candy together (wrappers will probably stick better!)
How about a read the label contest? If you can’t pronounce something on the label then you don’t get to eat it? Okay, okay -that one is mean. Plus the ‘fun size’ little bits that come in big bags are probably not individually labelled. Although it wouldn’t hurt to look up some ingredients on-line. Most companies have their ingredient lists at websites and from there you can check to see what ingredients are found on the Center for Science in the Public Interest’s lists of food to avoid and cut back on. You will of course find lots of varieties of sugar and also probably some caramel color and food color which are outlawed in Europe because of evidence of bad effects on health.
You can run some science experiments in the backyard if you have no pets. Place some unwrapped candy outside and see if any creatures will eat it – and see what types of candy last the longest out there. Some might make it til Spring. Does that make you want to eat it? Ever notice there are no expiration dates on candy?
You can do a ‘science experiment’ in the kitchen where you melt a variety of candy in one big pot just to watch the colors and textures swirl around before throwing it away.
You could also do your own buyback where you offer special activities, art supplies, or special time with Mom and/or Dad in exchange for coughing up the sweet goods. And what about poisoning the neighborhood children? Well…. this year I am giving away fake, plastic roaches, because who doesn’t need one or two of those?, as well as boxes of raisins, AND I will have one bowl of candy reserved for the older kids because I do not wish to spend November 1st picking toilet paper out of the trees.
Last year it was plastic spiders and a good many of the older kids opted for spiders over candy…. after all they were getting that everywhere else!
And lastly, emphasize all of the other non-candy elements of the holiday. Enjoy carving pumpkins, drinking special teas or a little hot cider, decorating your yard or house, making or planning costumes, walking around the neighborhood together and telling Halloween jokes…..
What did one casket say to the other?…………………..Is that you coffin?
Ba dum bum. Now THAT’s a little scary ;-)