Choppity, Chop, Chop… Look at Mommy Go!

I’m not usually a product endorsement kind of gal.  I am, in fact, a marketing scoffer – okay it’s more like marketing scorner.  I, rather hostilely, resist attempts to convince me that I NEED something and that a particular version of that something is the ONE that I have to have.  Generally I find that my position on purchases has worked out in my favor, finding items that are good enough, that serve well enough without requiring me to shell out more than I care to or more than I can.  I should, however, admit to an error in judgment when it comes to my kitchen equipment.

For the most part in the kitchen I believe that a couple of decent knives, a cutting board that won’t screw the knives up and a couple of cast iron pans and a pot are the basis for most delicious dishes.  My desire to keep extra crap off the counter led me to deny my poor husband a toaster for many years (can’t we make toast some other way, do you really eat so much toast that we need a machine devoted to it).  It was in this same vein that I long refused to consider a food processor.  I do have knives, and after all this is really just a special knife, right?  Right.  It is.  When Big Sis purchased a Vita Mix a million years ago and then moved and decided she didn’t wish to pack both the Vita Mix and the food processor, she gave me hers.  Accepting a small appliance for free is, for me anyway, decidedly different than buying one.

The machine was nothing fancy and over time I lost some of the bits and bobs that might have allowed it to be more useful to me, but it served its occasional purpose, and as I became more interested in plant based eating, and a regular devotee of hummus, my modest food processor and I began a bit of love affair.  Hummus, brownie bites, awesome oaty bites, pesto… we had a ball.  And then the bottom rim that locked it on began to separate from the bowl.  No problem – no internal damage, super glue to the rescue.  Kept going.  More food and a couple of months later… a tiny screw falls out of the lid.  I couldn’t see what the thing did, but found out the next time I used it that the screw was in some part responsible for keeping the food IN the processor.  Another little adjustment.  More food and a couple of months later.  The screw fell out, the pst it screwed into broke off, a piece broke away from the lid, the bottom rim separated from the bowl again….  OK, OK, OK.  I give.  Perfectly good motor, but replacement bowls are no longer available.  I freecycled the parts that were still working and began to explore my options.

I meticulously read all the reviews and heard it over and over “Cuisinart, Cuisinart, Cuisinart.”  It was like a whisper “dark chocolate, dark chocolate with a little caramel and a touch of salt and maybe some nuts… you really NEED this.”  And after checking with a few fab bloggers who also make a lot of hummus and nut-based yum, I took the leap that a big sale made MUCH less painful and ordered this little beauty.  It came and as I removed each heavy, sturdy, sharp bit from the box it was clear to me that this was not just ANY food processor.  And so I embarked on my first cooking adventure with my new toy.  And while I will not concede the point that I NEED this device, I will say that I really LOVE having my new super-powered and suprsingly quiet awesome Cuisinart DLC-8S Pro Custom 11-Cup Food Processor.  And so I made beet burgers with it.  Because what else would you do with a brand spanking new food processor but cover it with beet juice as an initiation.

I started with this recipe on Post Punk Kitchen (a good place to start for most things plant-based, BTW.  As per usual, I made some changes based on what I had available, and in order to better accommodate my children, and well, because I can’t seem to help myself.  Instead of brown rice, I used leftover quinoa. Instead of lentils, black beans as I actually had a couple of cans and was starting late.  I mournfully eliminated the fennel as I suspected it would cause kid problems and I replaced the almond butter with peanut butter because it’s cheaper (there, I said it).  Had some breadcrumbs left from another dish – wouldn’t say they were fine, but it didn’t seem to be an issue.  As for procedure, I followed the directions to a tee (aren’t you proud of me),

I shredded my beets in my fabulous new knife and then used it to chop the onions and garlic because I was so happy with how the beets came out.  Onions out, quinoa, beans, and beets into miracle machine, pulsed many times until beet shreds were less shreddy and beans were less beany – whole thing looked, much to my mixed feelings, like purple meat.  Put that in bowl with remaining ingredients.  Chilled for 20 minutes (she says half an hour, I’m a bad planner).  Made patties, cooked in fabulously versatile and cheap cast iron pan which had been preheated with some oil.  Flipped after about five minutes when crust developed (watch yours, I get interrupted often in the kitchen at this point, so my timing is approximate at best).  Served as I would my favorite burger.  For me this means bread,  ketchup, lettuce, and kimchi.  Delish, and easy, and relatively quiet for such a powerful spinning knife.

26 responses

  1. I’m so trying this! I just started experimenting with beets and I love how they make it look like meat.
    It took me forever to get a food processor too. It’s now my new favorite toy to cook with. I kept using my parents mini processor from 1 million years ago until it literally fell apart on me!

    • I have a feeling there’s a lot of shredded veggies in my immediate future. 🙂 There IS a certain satisfaction in using something until it is in pieces, at least there is for me.

  2. I completely agree that a good 8″ knife, a cutting board and a 10″ cast iron skillet are my only necessities in the kitchen. That said, I do use my food processor all the time. I also got a mini one recently, which I put off for a long time because it seemed so silly to have two, but it’s great for small batches and much lighter to get down from the shelf. 🙂

  3. Recently I replaced my 15 year old Cuisinart food processor (after much abuse and damage, mostly from haste-driven clumsiness) with a bigger one – could not live without having one – and I love it. Coincidentally, I also recently acquired a big ol’ cast iron pan, just like the one in your photo. Works like a charm.

  4. Loved reading this Lil Sis! I just finally lost an old blender to irreparable wear and tear and now I’ve only got one little hand blender. I have been debating what processing machine I would use the most because I sure don’t want a counter covered with that kind of equipment. Thanks for the insight on food processors!

    • The one I got is on BIG sale at Amazon because they’re released a new model, if that helps. I really am delighted with my purchase and have even decided to leave it on the counter for now because I’m using it so much. 🙂

    • Don’t feel bad about your pulse model. My Black and Decker cheapie served us for 10 years, and my sister for another 5 before that. And like I said, the motor was still good to go….

  5. How did the burgers taste, like real meat at all or much different. Ive never eaten beets before, but keep seeing them everywhere. With the cost of meat going up, I want to start incorporating more veggie dishes. Im not sure my meatatarian types (pretty much everyone) will go for it though if it tastes too different.

    • Hi Lynette. They looked more meaty than they tasted, although I liked them very much. If you want to swap out with something that is more meaty, you might want to take a look at my posts on lentil bulgur mix. There are vegetarian meatloaves and burgers that might work for your crowd. Thanks for stopping by!

  6. Of course you had to initiate your cuisinart with beets! Radical! Those burgers look disturbingly meaty. I’ve seen them on PPK, now I’m tempted to make them! Glad you love the queen of all choppity choppers! You did well, especially with the sale.

    Is your vitamix back?

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  9. Very Nice! I love sneaking zucchini into foods, I will have to try beets! I have had a food processor for 12 years, and it has been sitting in my basement unused for 5. Why? I don’t find much that my knives, blender, hand graters and immersion blender don’t take care of pretty darn well… and I have a small kitchen. Well, a normal kitchen…but not nearly big enough for a cook! I always hated cleaning my food processor. On the other hand, I have been considering purchasing a mandoline…maybe I out to dig that guy out and see what I have been missing! visiting through the link up at Frugal by Choice.
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  10. We have a great harvest of beets right now, we will be trying this recipe, it looks great. Thank you so much for sharing with Full Plate Thursday. Hope you are having a great summer weekend and come back to see me real soon!
    Miz Helen

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